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The Real Slim Shady (оригинал Eminem)Настоящий Слим Шейди (перевод )
[Eminem:]
[Eminem:]
May I have your attention please?
Можно чуточку вашего внимания?
May I have your attention please?
Можно чуточку вашего внимания?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Я прошу настоящего Слима Шейди встать.
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Повторяю, я прошу настоящего Слима Шейди встать.
We're gonna have a problem here..
У нас есть одна проблема...
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Вы ведёте себя так, словно никогда не видели белого человека.
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
Ваши челюсти отвисли до пола, как у Пэм, когда Томми вломился в дверь
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
И начал расхваливать её зад**цу сильнее, чем обычно.
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
Сначала они развелись: он бил её о мебель (Ах!).
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
Это возвращение... "Подождите, не может быть, вы шутите,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
Он не произнёс того, что мне показалось, не правда ли?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
А Доктор Дре сказал... Да ничего, вы, идиоты!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Доктор Дре мёртв, он лежит у меня в подвале! (Ха-ха!)
Feminist women love Eminem
Феминистки обожают Эминема:
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
"Слим Шейди, он безумно надоел мне.
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Посмотрите на него, он ходит туда-сюда, обхватив свой сами-знаете-что,
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Подбрасывая сами-знаете-кого". "Да, но он такой симпатичный!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
Да, возможно, у меня с головой и, правда, не всё в порядке,
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Но это ничуть не хуже, чем то, что творится в спальне ваших предков.
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
Иногда я хочу раскрепоститься прямо на телевидении, но не могу,
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
Хотя Тому Грину безумно нравится тра**ть мёртвого лося.
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
"Моя зад**ца на твоих губах, моя зад**ца на твоих губах",
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
Если мне повезёт, ты её поцелуешь.
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
Это послание, которое мы доносим до маленьких детей,
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
И хотим после этого, чтобы они не знали, что такое клитор.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
Конечно, они узнают, что такое половое сношение
By the time they hit fourth grade
Уже к четвёртому классу.
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
Они же, наверняка, смотрят канал Дискавери.
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
"Мы такие же млекопитающие...". Ну, некоторые из нас, вообще-то, каннибалы,
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*SLURP*]
Которые расчленяют людей, как мускусные дыни [Хлюп!].
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Но если мы можем тра**ть мёртвых животных и антилоп,
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
Почему тогда один мужчина не может сбежать с другим?
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
А если вы чувствуете то же, что и я, то у меня есть решение –
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Женщины, снимите колготки, помашите ими, спойте припев, и всё получится.
[Chorus: Eminem - 2x]
[Припев: Eminem - 2x]
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All
Перевод песни
The Real Slim Shady (Original Eminem)Real Slim Shady (translation)
[Eminem:]
[Eminem:]
May I have your attention please?
May I have a little attention?
May I have your attention please?
May I have a little attention?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I ask the real Slim Shady to get up.
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, I ask the real Slim Shady to get up.
We're gonna have a problem here ..
We have one problem ...
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
You act like you have never seen a white person.
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
Your jaws dropped to the floor like Pam did when Tommy broke in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
And he began to praise her ass ** tsu more than usual.
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
At first they divorced: he beat her on furniture (Ah!).
It's the return of the ... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
This is the return ... "Wait, it can't be, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he? "
He didn’t say what seemed to me, did he? "
And dr Dre said ... nothing you idiots!
And Dr. Dre said ... Nothing, you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Dr. Dre is dead, he is in my basement! (Ha ha!)
Feminist women love eminem
Feminists adore Eminem:
"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
"Slim Shady, he’s madly bored me.
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Look at him, he goes back and forth, clutching his own-you-know-what,
Flippin the you-know-who, "" Yeah, but he's so cute though! "
Throwing yourself-you-know-who. "" Yes, but he's so cute! "
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
Yes, it’s possible that I’ve got everything right
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
But this is no worse than what is happening in the bedroom of your ancestors.
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
Sometimes I want to be liberated right on TV, but I can’t,
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
Although Tom Green is madly in love with the dead moose.
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
"My ass ** tsa on your lips, my ass ** tsa on your lips,"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
If I'm lucky, you'll kiss her.
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
This is the message we bring to young children,
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
And after that we want them to not know what the clitoris is.
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
Of course, they will learn what sexual intercourse is.
By the time they hit fourth grade
Already in the fourth grade.
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
They are probably watching the Discovery Channel.
"We ain't nothing but mammals .." Well, some of us cannibals
"We are the same mammals ..." Well, some of us, actually, cannibals,
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [* SLURP *]
Which dismember people like cantaloupes [Squish!].
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
But if we can fuck dead animals and antelopes,
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
Why then cannot one man run away with another?
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
And if you feel the same as me, then I have a solution -
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Women, take off the tights, wave them, sing the chorus, and everything will work out.
[Chorus: Eminem - 2x]
[Chorus: Eminem - 2x]
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All