Текст песни JT Machinima - THE JUNKRAT AND ROADHOG RAP
- Исполнитель: JT Machinima
- Название песни: THE JUNKRAT AND ROADHOG RAP
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[Intro]Dispatch, we are in hot pursuit of two hostile fugitives
One immensely obese brute accompanied by a scrawny, peg-legged minion
Now, we have attempted peaceful negotiations here, but
...Wait, what's this? We're picking something up on another frequency
Let me patch it through
[Verse 1]
[Junkrat]
They call me Junkrat, I'm a violent rodent
I never use guns, but I like explosives!
I'll stop the payload with my remote - click!
It's good news when I say "I've blown it!"
I'm always laughin' cuz I'm always jokin'
Swipe me right on tinder because I'm smokin' - hot
Probably cuz I'm a pyro
My hair's on fire, if you need a light, though
I think aiming is overrated
Dynamite and bombs are all I play with
It's a perfect day for mayhem
Got a couple traps and it's time I lay them
I've always got a leg up, mate
Send you sky high where the weather's great
That's a rap, now that you all know me
Show some love for my psycho roadie
[Verse 2]
[Roadhog]: Shut up, Rat, I'm sick of your voice
[Junkrat]: I'm paying you well, you've got no choice
I'm a demo expert, sorry if I'm a little wired
[Roadhog]: I wouldn't be here if I wasn't hired
I live in the fast lane, I'm not a boar
I'm the hog that the pigs never caught before
With a mask that you'll never see me take off
Like Leatherface, straight outta Texas Chainsaw
Heavyweight champ, a wasteland hulk
[Junkrat]: I won't fat shame you, no need to sulk
[Roadhog]: I'm not a fatass, I'm on a bulk, you know
Shut up Mad Max, you're in my Thunderdome
I'll hop on my Harley, spread some anarchy
[Junkrat]: Fry these buggers like shrimp on the barbie
[Roadhog]: You mess with me, and I'll ruin you worse
Than Junkrat just did to this verse
[Bridge]
[Junkrat]: Oh don't take it so personally, Roadhog
[Roadhog]: You just have to ruin everything
[Junkrat]: Well, I'll agree on that one! Ha ha ha ha!
[Verse 3]
[Roadhog]: Counting down
[Junkrat]: To detonation
[Roadhog] Hold your ground
[Junkrat]: Eradication
[Roadhog]: Look around
[Junkrat]: It's devastation
[Both]: Lay to waste all of creation
[Junkrat]: Light the fuse
[Roadhog]: Lock and load
[Junkrat]: Hit the juice
[Roadhog]: We're on the road
[Junkrat]: The rat and the hog, one hell of a pair
[Roadhog]: We're still not friends
[Junkrat]: But we are getting there
[Roadhog]: Really? Cuz this is hardly a start
You're just an obnoxious body to guard
[Junkrat]: But the money we're makin', the riches we're takin'
The bonds that we've made
[Roadhog]: And the friendship we're fakin'
You're too loud, and it's pissin' me off
You smell like roadkill and it's makin' me cough
[Junkrat]: Fire in the hole! I just saved your ass!
[Roadhog]: Oh. Damn. Thanks, I guess
Still without me, you would never win
[Junkrat]: And who's gonna help you? One of your chins?
[Roadhog]: Ha ha ha, okay, Rat, I'll give you that one
[Junkrat]: Look, I squeezed a laugh outta the fat one!
[Roadhog]: Here, take a burger, looks like you need it
[Junkrat]: Aw, thanks Roadie, I'm surprised you didn't eat it
I'm only jokin', you're used to takin' flak
[Roadhog]: Hold your breath if you're taking cover at my back
[Junkrat]: Oh god, not the toxic fumes
That's where the gas mask really comes in use
[Roadhog]: It's for radiation, and preventing infection
The stank you smell is my indigestion
[Junkrat]: I could light a match by your ass
We'd all be on fire this entire match!
[Roadhog]: And while you pester us, the rest of us are workin'
You're not a Junkrat, you're aworthless vermin
[Junkrat]: Through defenses I'm blowing holes
Who you gonna call for zone control?
[Roadhog]: Fine, but if you're gonna help, be quiet
[Junkrat]: What's on your meal plan? I wanna try it
[Roadhog]: Double decker burgers, filet mignon
I'll blow out your brains if you say bacon
[Junkrat]: I guess that one hits close to home
[Roadhog]: A little too close, you don't even know...
[Verse 4]
[Roadhog]: I remember a field, where the piggies would graze
Till the Omnics came in and all our nation was razed
Just thinking of bacon is heartache
A piece of me died on that dark day
Now I'm back on the road
With no family or friends
I ride my cycle alone
I guess this is how it ends
[Junkrat]: But wherever you go, I will follow
I'll be by your side if you want, so
[Roadhog]: When the rubble subsides
[Junkrat]: And the debris sweeps away
[Roadhog]: I'll look into your eyes
[Junkrat]: And I know what you'll say
[Roadhog]: We're a two man army
[Junkrat]: Stirring up anarchy
[Roadhog]: All our foes will be fried up
[Junkrat]: Just like shrimp on the barbie
[Roadhog]: Hop on my Harley, I want you in my sidecar
[Junkrat]: They've taken my leg, but it was you who took my heart
[Roadhog]: In a totally platonic way
[Junkrat]: Well yes, that goes without saying
This is sufficiently awkward
[Roadhog]: Let's continue our rampage
[Outro]
[Roadhog]: Hey, Junkrat
[Junkrat]: What is it, you ol' bugger?
[Roadhog]: If you tell anyone about that
[Junkrat]: That what? Our singin' an' all?
[Roadhog]: I will kill you
[Junkrat]: Hehehehehe, yea yea, whatever you say mate
Lips are sealed, ahahahahahaha!
[Roadhog]: *sighs*
Перевод песни
Просто думать о беконе душевная больЧасть меня умерла в тот темный день
Теперь я вернулся на дорогу
Без семьи или друзей
Я езжу на велосипеде один
Я думаю, так все и заканчивается
[Junkrat]: Но куда бы вы ни пошли, я буду следовать
Я буду на вашей стороне, если вы хотите, так
[Roadhog]: когда щебень спадает
[Junkrat]: И мусор сметает
[Roadhog]: я посмотрю тебе в глаза
[Junkrat]: И я знаю, что ты скажешь
[Roadhog]: Мы армия из двух человек
[Junkrat]: разжигание анархии
[Roadhog]: все наши враги будут поджарены
[Junkrat]: так же, как креветки на Барби
[Roadhog]: Садись на мой Харлей, я хочу, чтобы ты был в моей коляске
[Junkrat]: Они взяли мою ногу, но это ты взял мое сердце
[Roadhog]: совершенно платоническим способом
[Junkrat]: Ну да, само собой разумеется
Это достаточно неловко
[Roadhog]: Давайте продолжим наше буйство
[Outro]
[Roadhog]: Привет, Junkrat
[Junkrat]: Что это, старина?
[Roadhog]: Если вы кому-нибудь расскажете об этом
[Junkrat]: Это что? Наши поют все?
[Roadhog]: я тебя убью
[Junkrat]: Хе-хе-хе-хе, да, да, что ни говори, приятель
Губы запечатаны, ахахахахахаха!
[Roadhog]: * вздыхает *